Monday, November 16

The Much-Beloved Enid Blyton


Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton Society"That blighted Blyton," my dad would rant when he caught me reading yet another Enid Blyton book. Well, it was only due to my parents' instigation that I introduced to her. They were not a common finding in the public or school libraries. My parents bought a set of books published in England on the advice of friends. They should've been careful with an author who has a backlist of 800 books.

Eight hundred? Yes! In a publishing career spanning nearly 40 years, Enid Blyton (August 11, 1897 — November 28, 1968) published 800-odd books and hundreds of magazine stories and articles. She has sold over 600 million copies and is the fifth most translated author worldwide with over 3,500 translations of her books. Undoubtedly, she was one of the most successful children's storytellers of the twentieth century.

Adventure series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetFamous Five series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetBlyton's life has finally been turned into a BBC film for the first time in 2009. It'll debut in Britain on BBC Four today (November 16, 2009) at 2100 GMT. Academy Award nominated actress Helena Bonham Carter portrays Blyton in the film, alongside Matthew Macfadyen and Denis Lawson who will be playing Blyton's first husband Hugh Pollock and Blyton's second husband Kenneth Darrell Waters, respectively.

Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetSecret Seven series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetWhy did the BBC wait for so long to do this? They considered her "small beer" and banned her books repeatedly throughout her life. According to 18 newly-released letters and memos, her books were "second-rate," "lacking literary value," and "Not strong enough. It really is odd to think that this woman is a best-seller." The dim bulbs of the patriarchical media could not conceive of children's literature by a woman author as worthy of mention in their radio broadcasts.

St Clare's series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetBarney Mystery series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetMy first ever Enid Blyton was Amelia Jane is the Naughtiest Girl in school. The storytelling was addictive as were the characters. I avidly read the entire series. Noddy was next. For most fans, boys and girls, Enid Blyton is synonymous with Noddy as their first love. I, then, graduated to the various fantasy series, like Wishing Chair, Magic Faraway Tree, and a huge assortment of fairy folktales. Tween girls go for the St. Clare and Mallory Tower boarding school series, whereas tween boys go for the Secret Seven, Adventure, Five Find-Outers, and Famous Five. I? I went for everything.

Books by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetMystery series by Enid Blyton copyright by The Enid Blyton NetBut reading the various farm series was my lightbulb period. I was an urban child, so a working farmland was as far away from my reality as the goblins and elves. However, these books had real people, living real, plausible lives with intricate emotions and stories that had long, sustained plots. I was so swept away by my love, I sat down and wrote my first book in longhand. It was highly derivative and imitative. But it had a beginning, a middle, and an end. The characters had personalities and voice, motivations, strengths and weaknesses, and changed in the course of the book. I was in love with writing!

Five Find-Outers series by Enid Blyton copyright by Enid Blyton SocietyA quick gander via Google reveals that Enid Blyton is by no means forgotten even decades after her death. Many of her books are still in print (and/or reissued) and continue to entertain and inspire children the world over. She encourages her young readers to be themselves and to engage with the world: to observe, explore, investigate, discover, and have fun. A few lines from Enid Blyton's "The Poet," published in The Poetry Review (1919) are apropos:


 "Dear heart
And soul of a child,
Sing on!"

Noddy series by Enid Blyton copyright by Enid Blyton SocietyNoddy series by Enid Blyton copyright by Enid Blyton SocietyTo indulge your inner fan, you can visit the Enid Blyton Society, the Enid Blyton Net, or Heather's Blyton Pages online, or attend the Enid Blyton Day at Loddon Hall in Twyford, Berkshire, England on the second Saturday in May. To buy Enid Blyton books, you can visit Amazon UK, Stella & Rose's Books UK, Navrang US, or eBay Aus.

Have you read any Enid Blyton books? If so, which ones are your favorite? If this was your first introduction to the author, would you now be tempted to give it a try?


Friday, November 13

Picture Day Friday


"Muses" is a 3-D sidewalk chalk art piece produced by Kurt Wenner in Lucern, Switzerland.

Muses by Kurt Wenner
(Courtesy of Impact Lab)


Favorite Things


To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, 2004, actress and vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from Sound Of Music. Here are the lyrics she used:

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Now, if only this legend were true! The lyrics have been lampooned by a nobody and inaccurately attributed to Julie Andrews, according to Snopes. (sigh) Sometimes ignorance is bliss. The story's cute and the lyrics hilarious.)


Auspicious Occasion


On the auspicious occasion of Friday the 13th, nearly a month from my last post, I'm returning back to blogdom with a humorous version of a favorite song. (See next post.) Particularly apropos for me, since my absence here was due to health issues and health issues and more creaky health issues. The less said there the better.


Friday, October 16

The Winsor List: My 16 Favorite Romances


Jessica @Racy Romance Reviews is running The Winsor List meme on her blog today. Posting our favorite 16 romances on October 16 is an eminently suitable activity, given that it's the birthdate of romance great Kathleen Winsor (1919–2003). Her first book Forever Amber was published in 1944; the reissue from 2000 is still in print.

Here's my list of sixteen of my top romances in no particular order...

1. Devil in Winter by Lisa Kleypas
2. Flirting with Forty by Jane Porter
3. Sugar Daddy by Lisa Kleypas
4. For My Lady's Heart by Laura Kinsale
5. Untouched by Anna Campbell
6. Simply Magic by Mary Balogh
7. Never Love a Lawman by Jo Goodman
8. Romancing Mr. Bridgerton by Julia Quinn
9. A Duke of Her Own by Eloisa James
10. Tall Dark and Texan by Jodi Thomas
11. The Passionate One by Connie Brockway
12. Devilish by Jo Beverley
13. Ransom by Julie Garwood
14. Practice Makes Perfect by Julie James
15. Where Serpents Sleep by C.S. Harris
16. Just Breathe by Susan Wiggs

What does your list of Fave 16 contain?


Monday, October 12

Tuckered Out


After a week-long "improving course" and attending the regional Emerald City Writers' Conference, I'm pooped. The blog will be on a bit of a hiatus while I recover my writing chops.


Friday, October 9

Picture Day Friday


Picture Day Friday today is all about what Julia Quinn calls "spooting," spotting books on shelves.

It also celebrates debut releases by two fantastic authors who I'm also privileged to know as friends. Tessa Dare's trilogy from Ballantine, includes Goddess of the Hunt (7/28/09), Surrender of a Siren (8/25/09), and A Lady of Persuasion (9/29/09). Courtney Milan's books from HQN, include an anthology with Mary Balogh and Nicola Cornick is The Heart of Christmas (10/1/09), which will be followed by Proof by Seduction (1/10).

Surrender of a Siren spotted at Seattle airport in late August.


Surrender of a Siren spotted at Philadelphia airport in late August.


A Lady of Persuasion spotted at local Target on release day.


The Heart of Christmas spotted at local Target on release day.


Wednesday, October 7

Calls for Academic Papers


Romance area of the Popular Culture Association conference in St. Louis, MO, March 31-April 3, 2010

PCA is a fabulous conference to test out new ideas and start to be a part of the new and exciting field of Popular Romance Studies. We’re a lot of fun, very open and inviting and inclusive, and we’re specifically expanding this year beyond Popular Romance Fiction to Popular Romance Studies writ large. From the Call For Papers:

We are interested in any and all topics about or related to popular romance: all genres, all media, all countries, all kinds, and all eras. All representations of romance in popular culture (fiction, stage, screen—large or small, commercial, advertising, music, song, dance, online, real life, etc.), from anywhere and anywhen, are welcome topics of discussion.

Contact Sarah Frantz with questions or proposals.
Deadline: November 30, 2009

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International Association for the Study of Popular Romance conference in Belgium, August 5-7, 2010

This is the second annual conference for IASPR. Our first annual conference in Brisbane, Australia, was a great success, and Belgium looks to be even better. Our keynote speakers are Pamela Regis, Lynne Pearce, and Celestina Deleyto, a critic of romantic comedy films.

This conference has three main goals:

  • To bring to bear contemporary critical theory on the texts and contexts of popular romance, in all forms and media, from all national and cultural traditions

  • To foster comparative and intercultural analyses of popular romance, by documenting and/or theorizing what happens to tropes and texts as they move across national, linguistic, and cultural boundaries

  • To explore the relationships between popular romance tropes and texts as they circulate between elite and popular culture, between different media (e.g., from novel to film, or from song to music video), between cultural representations and the lived experience of readers, viewers, listeners, and lovers

  • Contact conference organizers with questions or proposals.
    Deadline: January 1, 2010


    Tuesday, October 6

    Bid for Raffle Basket at ECWC


    The International Association for the Study of Popular Romance (IASPR) and I are sponsoring a basket for raffle at the Emerald City Writers Conference (ECWC), entitled Romancing the Intellect: In Your Bodice, Analyzin Ur Literachur.

    IASPR is dedicated to fostering and promoting the scholarly exploration of all popular representations of romantic love. It is committed to building a strong community of scholars of popular romance through open, digital access to all scholarly work published by the Association, by organizing or sponsoring an annual international conference on popular romance studies, and by encouraging the teaching of popular romance at all levels of higher education.

    The ECWC is being held at the Hilton Bellevue Hotel (300 112th Avenue SE Bellevue WA 98004) from Friday, October 9, 2009 to Sunday, October 11, 2009. It is organized by the Greater Seattle RWA chapter (GSRWA). Registration opens at 3pm on Friday with the last event closing at 3:30pm on Sunday. The conference schedule is available here. All the proceeds from the raffle will be donated to a charity of choice by the GSRWA.

    Basket goodies include: IASPR tote, pen, bookmarks, cards, badge ribbon; a hardcover Joyce Maynard; a trade paperback Mary Balogh; two mass-market romances; Hannah Howell tote, pens; excerpts, bookmarks, other author goodies; lavendar lotion and body oil; Sephora lip-gloss; Lancome makeup brush set; a special flower-blooming tea and a tin of lime-n-chilli snacking almonds to enjoy with your books; and of course, yummilicious chocolate.

    So...bid high, bid often...and WIN!!


    Monday, October 5

    D'Éon: French Spy


    Copyright WikipediaThis morning, I finished reading Jo Beverley's Winter Fire with a satisfied sigh. That feeling of having been in presence of a good story in the hands of a talented writer never fails to surface when I read JoBev's work. Winter Fire is a Christmas story about the Marquess of Ashart set at the Malloren stronghold Rothgar Abbey. And wherever the Marquess of Rothgar is, the tales of French spy Charles d'Éon de Beaumont are never far behind, given the tangled history between the two men.

    Imagine my surprise then, when I turned to my daily calendar of Forgotten English by Jeffrey Kacirk, to find that today is d'Éon's birthday. He was a French diplomat, spy, and soldier of the Georgian era (1728–1810). His full name also included the names Geneviève, Louis, Auguste, André, and Thimothée. As d'Éon claimed throughout his life, he began life as a baby girl. However, his parents stood to inherit a fortune only if they had a male offspring, so d'Éon "became male."

    Copyright WikipediaIn 1756, as Le Chevalier d'Éon, he enlisted in Louis XV's spy network Le Secret du Roi. He was posted to the Russian court of Empress Elizabeth, where he donned the guise of a maid of honor to the empress in order to pass secrets between the two courts.

    In 1761, he chose to return as a man to France, and two years later, he moved to London as part of the diplomatic corps as a man. A betting pool was started on the London Stock Exchange to prove his sex. He was invited to participate, but he declined.

    In 1774, d'Éon negotiated his successful return to the French court of Louis XVI, but there he was compelled to dress as a woman, because he insisted in wanting to be recognized as one. Thereafter, d'Éon stayed as woman, even when he returned to England in 1785.

    Unfortunately for him, he died in London, where English physicians conducted a postmortem analysis and gleefully proclaimed that d'Éon was anatomically male. They then proceeded to coin a term Eonism to denote cross-dressing behavior (obviously prefering to forget about Shakespeare and all other English fans of cross-dressing.)

    Another coincidence to a book I recently finished, Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, d'Éon was a Freemason.


    Friday, October 2

    Picture Day Friday


    A view of the Prince Regent by George Cruikshank.


    Thursday, October 1

    Tendjewberrymud!


    The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review about 15 years ago. It made the rounds of the intranet at my company then, but fell out of favor. Then today, I ran across it in my archives and had to post it...

    Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

    RS: "Rye. Ruin sorbees. morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

    G : "Uh. I'd like some bacon and eggs."

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G : "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den? pry,boy, pooch?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem crease?"

    G : "Crisp will be fine."

    RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

    G : "What?"

    RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

    G : "I don't think so."

    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

    G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes! Qhy djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

    RS: "We bother?"

    G : "No, just put the bother on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G : "I mean butter. Just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G : "Sorry?"

    RS: "Copy, tea, mill?"

    G : "Yes, Coffee please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy,singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy, rye??"

    G : "Whatever you say."

    RS: "Tendjewberrymud!"

    G : "You're welcome."


    Monday, September 28

    In Memoriam


    Editor Kate DuffyThe romance publishing industry has lost one of its greatest advocates today.

    In her long career of 35 years, Kate Duffy worked with Dell, Pocket Books, and Paddington Press (London) as a senior editor; editor-in-chief of Silhouette Books, Tudor Publishing, and Meteor Publishing; and editorial director at Kensington.

    She was funny, irreverent, and passionate about books and writing. Watch her in action on YouTube. During an interview for A Romance Review, when Lori Foster asked her, "What’s your favorite part of being an editor?", Kate replied "The enormous paycheck. Oh, how I crack myself up. No the answer is—great writing and being the first to read it."

    Author Mary Jo Putney says on Word Wenches, "[She] was a legend in the romance industry, known for her humor, her directness, her concern for authors, and her passion for the romance genre." Author Teresa Medeiros on Twitter, "From the very beginning of her career, Kate Duffy was one of the staunchest supporters of romance. She loved it as much as we do. My heart is broken! I adored Kate!" Leave it to the Squawkers to get at the heart of who Kate Duffy was with their interview by Kitty Kuttlestone.

    The best tribute comes from Sarah Wendell: "She’s the Julia Child of romance!"

    Kate's most famous admonishment to authors was: "Get off the Internet, and write!"


    Saturday, September 26

    My October List


    These are the books I'm looking for to next month:

    Captive of the Sin by Anna Campbell

    The Most Wicked of Sins by Kathryn Caskie

    A Lady of Persuasion by Tessa Dare

    Necessary as Blood by Deborah Crombie

    Lord Wraybourne's Bethrothed by Jo Beverly

    The Lone Texan by Jodi Thomas

    The Heart of Christmas by Mary Balogh, Nicola Cornick, Courtney Milan

    Urgent Care by C.J. Lyons

    Sizzling Seduction by Gwyneth Bolton

    What's on your list? Any other suggestions for me?


    Friday, September 25

    Picture Day Friday


    This 7th Century Saxon gold strip carries the Latin inscription: "Rise up O Lord, and may thy enemies be dispersed and those who hate thee be driven from thy face" from Psalm 67, taken from the Vulgate, the Bible used by the Saxons.



    In July, the UK's largest haul of Anglo-Saxon treasure was discovered buried beneath a field in South Staffordshire by Terry Herbert using a metal detector. Experts say the collection of nearly 1,500 gold and silver pieces containing warfare paraphernalia, including sword pommel caps and hilt plates inlaid with precious stones, is unparalleled in size and worth "a seven figure sum". The above gold strip is part of the haul.